just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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