I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
