He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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