Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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