Betty ford says i'm here all night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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