Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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