what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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