Fuck appropriateness.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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