Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Even my vagina gasped.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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