R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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