Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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