are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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