Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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