i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm bleeding and have questions
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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