i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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