That's intense
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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