Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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