it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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