I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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