What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
