new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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