so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
handjob tips. give me some.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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