i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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