I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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