Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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