he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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