so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
