I hope mine doesn't look like that
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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