I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
