playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't turn off my feet"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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