DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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