Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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