shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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