All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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