Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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