Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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