I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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