yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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