YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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