i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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