i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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