No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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