About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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