And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I need a beard to bite.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You are a genius and a whore.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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