So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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