Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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