was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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