Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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