brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I smell like Dick and happiness
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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