i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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