Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
