I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
