Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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