God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
All the doctor said was why
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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