I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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