Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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